Officer Crankshaft (Male)

copOfficer Crankshaft (Male) Our realistically uniformed cop arrives to arrest the perpetrator of over 100 unpaid parking tickets, or some other egregious infraction. As the encounter continues it becomes obvious that there has been some misunderstanding and in actuality the Officer is here to apprehend the person of honor for “reckless aging” (for birthdays) or to present the recipient with an outstanding citizen’s award.  While going through the standard arrest procedures, the Officer breaks into song expounding on the special event of the day. The Officer also leads the crowd in a resounding familiar tune to commemorate the occasion, and reads your special message to the recipient. Female Officers are also available.  $249.00